It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
