i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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