Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
