If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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