The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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