This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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