i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
