I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
are you so shy because you have an std?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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