Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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