Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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