Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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