And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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