Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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