The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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