i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
i think im in europe. pls send help
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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