One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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