Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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