what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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