Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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