how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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