So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
In America we eat man semen.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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