Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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