I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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