Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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