Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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