I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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