my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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