the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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