I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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