So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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