he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
