On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
how drunk are you?
Several
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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