I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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