I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i was born a porn star she said
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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