why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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