By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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