Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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