Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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