you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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