I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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