Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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