I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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