Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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