I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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