Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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