what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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