NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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