I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
