it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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