quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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