idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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