can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
