Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
