The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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