thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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