I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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