She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's like heaven, but drunker
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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